10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Never educate a stupid poker player.