10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Welcome to kicker school
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."