10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Fook the floosh droo!
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek