10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.