10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson