10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters