10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Fold and live to fold again
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth