10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear