10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm