10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword