10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.