10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.