10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Welcome to kicker school
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.