10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.