10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth