10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak