10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Welcome to kicker school
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth