10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.