10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz