10 Random Poker Quotes

• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon