10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.