10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.