10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- It's Free To Fold...
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson