10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.