10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!