10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."