10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Welcome to kicker school
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament