10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha