10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."