10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.