10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"