10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"