10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.