10 Random Poker Quotes

• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "No river, no fish."
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'