10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts