10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe