10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."