10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."