10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...