10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright