10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."