10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "No river, no fish."
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.