10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'