10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker is for loners.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.