10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event