10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.