10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!