10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die