10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker is for loners.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.