10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Fook the floosh droo!